STUDENT SUSPENDED FOR MESSING UP A PERFECTLY GOOD SCHOOL MASSACRE
By Carl F. Worden
wolfeyes00@gmail.com
It was a perfect massacre setting when some idiot 15 year-old kid on a school bus in Fort Myers, Florida pulled a gun on another student and pointed it at him, but another 16 year-old tackled the kid before any harm could be done, and now the hero is being suspended from school. Yep, Cypress Lake High School was apparently infuriated that any student would attack a gunman and wreck another perfect opportunity for the anti-gun-nuts to exploit.
From now on, students are to cringe in fear and hide wherever they can, while hoping one of their schoolmates gets shot instead of them. Further, any object or food-stuff that looks like a gun is to immediately confiscated from the student possessing such a lethal instrument because such an object could be used to fake-out and disarm another student armed with a real gun.
The anti-gun squad is clearly despondent that another school massacre has been prevented, and they vow never to let that happen again! All heroes are therefore banned, along with their high-capacity courage. Damn him!!
wolfeyes00@gmail.com
It was a perfect massacre setting when some idiot 15 year-old kid on a school bus in Fort Myers, Florida pulled a gun on another student and pointed it at him, but another 16 year-old tackled the kid before any harm could be done, and now the hero is being suspended from school. Yep, Cypress Lake High School was apparently infuriated that any student would attack a gunman and wreck another perfect opportunity for the anti-gun-nuts to exploit.
From now on, students are to cringe in fear and hide wherever they can, while hoping one of their schoolmates gets shot instead of them. Further, any object or food-stuff that looks like a gun is to immediately confiscated from the student possessing such a lethal instrument because such an object could be used to fake-out and disarm another student armed with a real gun.
The anti-gun squad is clearly despondent that another school massacre has been prevented, and they vow never to let that happen again! All heroes are therefore banned, along with their high-capacity courage. Damn him!!
posted by Chuck Demastus at 3:13 PM
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